maria's authentic churreria

1. First, you need some playdough with a star shaped dispenser. Luckily, Steve uses this kind all the time...

2. Next, you google "best churro recipes" and pick the best of the best. Personally, I am swayed by appetizing pictures (if Steve knew that was all I needed, my ring would probably be in a frame). Then you make the dough and heat up your vat of oil (at this point Steve would add "and mix in the bones of a small child and wait for the equinox" or something. He's been watching a lot of Supernatural lately.) Prepare the star shaper.

 

3. PlaySkool meets Martha. Squish hard, not as easy as it looks. 

4. Eat until you feel kind of queasy and then stop eating and hide the rest so you're not tempted.

5. Make a blog post to impress friends, family and Playdough users everywhere.