2. Next, you google "best churro recipes" and pick the best of the best. Personally, I am swayed by appetizing pictures (if Steve knew that was all I needed, my ring would probably be in a frame). Then you make the dough and heat up your vat of oil (at this point Steve would add "and mix in the bones of a small child and wait for the equinox" or something. He's been watching a lot of Supernatural lately.) Prepare the star shaper.
4. Eat until you feel kind of queasy and then stop eating and hide the rest so you're not tempted.
5. Make a blog post to impress friends, family and Playdough users everywhere.
